Sleazy side of Captain White's

How sleazy was Captain White’s? I remember being mooned by the bartender once. Actually, the intended target was across the room; I just got caught in the crossfire. You’d think the bartender would have been fired, but no…her father owned the joint. Sometimes, you couldn’t use the bathrooms at all because certain of the bar patrons and/or the staff were using them for illegal purposes.

Written on the wall in the ladies’ room at Capt. White’s:

Birds do it and fly
Bees do it and die
I do it and
Wonder why

There was also a drawing of an erect penis with the following inscription:
Mr. Happy

Rumor has it that a certain person from Northern Virginia refused to use the bathroom because it was so disgusting. When she finally had to go, she’d ask her husband to take her home.

One night, as the band was packing up to go, a particularly tough waitress propped herself up at a table by the entrance to the restaurant. The banjo player said to her as he passed by, “see you later!” To which responded, “that’s great…I haven’t been laid in weeks.”

Posted on July 28, 2008

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